CLASS IS IN SESSION: "FUBAR: Some of You Dudes Just Aren't Ready for Class"

Some of you dudes are just FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond Any Repair) and is taking up classroom space so I will have REMOVE some of you from time to time.

[EXAMPLES]

These were PRIVATE conversations:

- This one dude WOULD NOT stop talking about the woman that dumped him and how he still loved her

- This one black dude HATED white women just because they are white

- This one white dude HATED all women just because they were women

Dudes like this need SERIOUS professional help BEFORE coming back to my class.

[CONCLUSION]

Think about this over the weekend before YOU DECIDE to come back to class on Monday.  I will understand and accept your decision to NOT COME BACK if that is the case.

Class is dismissed.