P-FAX REPORT: "Checkmate - That Game is Over"

Jai Duval's P-FAX REPORT: "Checkmate - That Game is Over"

Well, you've been dating and putting down payments on her p*ssy (i.e., paying her way for each date) so now you want a return on your FINANCIAL investment but don't know anything about her sexual past? Don't run the risk of getting REFURBISHED and RECYCLED P*SSY with costly hidden problems. Just for her P*SSYFAX (P-FAX) Report".

[DISCLAIMER]

This DOES APPLY to every female that CLAIMS to have none or ONLY a small number of sexual encounters.

This DOES NOT APPLY to lesbian activity.

[END OF DISCLAIMER]

I'm ALWAYS hearing about sites that provide backgroud checks (usually on males for the benefit of females) when it comes to dating and relationships. What if WE could actually get a detailed p*ssy background check of any female we were interested in having sex with? What a MONUMENTAL difference and GAME changer that would be.

We all know how females will LIE about their sexual encounters to make themselves APPEAR to NOT be sexually PROMISCUOUS. My P-FAX report gives you information about her p*ssy that you are hesitant about asking or she WILL LIE to you about.

Each P-FAX report contains important information about HER p*ssy through a detailed background search. Through this search, information included in P-FAX reports are:

1. LAST KNOW USAGE READING - When was the last time her p*ssy was poked

2. D*CKOMETER READING - Total number of d*cks her p*ssy has actually had

3. F*CKOMETER READING - Total number of times her p*ssy has actually had sex

4. SERVICE HISTORY - How often her p*ssy goes in for medical checkups

5. REPAIR HISTORY - How many times her p*ssy has gone in for STD repair

6. THERMOMETER READING - How hot can her p*ssy really get

7. RECALL HISTORY - How many times her p*ssy has gone back to one of more of her ex's

8. RELOCATION HISTORY - How many times her p*ssy has had to move from one city to another due to the EMBARRASSMENT of an excessive amount of d*cks.

[CONCLUSION]

This is a fantasy of course (for now) but maybe just "one day" technology may help even the playing field for us. Until then, DO YOUR HOMEWORK.