CLASS IS IN SESSION: "SIMP SUMMER SPECIAL: Get Ready to Pack Your Shit and Leave Her or Get Ready to Throw Her Trifling Ass Out"

Calling ALL SINGLE, ENGAGED, MARRIED and POTENTIAL SIMPS.  This post is ESPECIALLY for you to SERIOUSLY consider before it's too late.

The summer of 2014 is just around the corner so why should you REMAIN STUCK with or TRY TO GET WITH a female that is:

- INCONSIDERATE (of you).  Her attitude and behavior impacts you in a negative or stressful manner.

- UNCOOPERATIVE (with you).  She REFUSES to comply with your REASONABLE requests that she is CAPABLE of doing as well as ARGUE WITH YOU about things that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

- FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE (with you).  She EXPECTS you to pay her way when she is with you even thought SHE has a job.

[A VERY SENSIBLE QUESTION WITH A LOGICAL RESPONSE]

Why are you FISHING in a catfish (bottom feeder) pond and EXPECTING to catch a rainbow trout?  

There is a RAINBOW of options available for you if you PLACE MORE VALUE in YOUR happiness and peace of mind.

YOU MUST change the type of female (you are seeking) and pond (location that you are fishing) so that you INCREASE your chances of catching that RAINBOW trout.

[THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF SAND AT THE BEACH SO WHY ARE YOU REMAINING STUCK IN THE MUD]

Do you realize that IF you are a DECENT dude and have something going on for yourself that THERE ARE many AVAILABLE females for you to SPEND TIME WITH that will be PLEASANT and COOPERATIVE.

[CONCLUSION]

Time to REPLACE your DEFECTIVE BALLS and BACKBONE as well as get and take your ANTI-SIMP supplements on a REGULAR basis.

Class is dismissed.